Joe: Hey, I’ve got a great title for a country song.
Jan: What is it?
Joe: I Broke Her Heart So She Broke My Arm”.
Jan: That’s so dumb. Truly stupid.
Joe: I think it’s great! I’ve got another one, too.
Jan: Forget it.
Joe: “Love Kills and Yours is Murder”.
Jan: Have you seen the Times?
Joe: Who reads newspapers anymore?
Jan: I do. I thought you still did.
Joe: How’d you like that second one?
Jan: Forget the Times...where’s the wine opener?
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